Sunday, January 06, 2008

craptastic dollar store buys!!


Memorable purchases at dollar stores: box of safety pins that were so dull and weak that you would bend them out of shape just trying to get the sharp part through cloth. I think they even would start to bend, Uri Geller-style, just by thinking bent thoughts. Liquid crystal lipstick that after you applied it would turn from green to fuschia. Rubber sauropod dinosaur skeleton. Crappy bare wood napkin holder that i use to store hold and envelopes and stuff. A bag of small rubber toy eyeballs, irises in rainbow hues. Yellow "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS" tape. Small red fake netsuke dragon.

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