Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Fall of the Roman Empire

Kiss me
I speak Latin
Kill me
I worshipped false gods
Sex  money  power
You know what they say
Autant d'hommes, autant d'avis
Whatever that means
It means
I'll bet any scholar
Up to twenty dollars
That I know the real reason
That the Roman Empire fell:
Keeping track of emperors
Was hard as hell.



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