"timesuck (n.):" something that irresistably takes up more of one's time than one can spare.
"rosyjackterrier (adj.):" combination of "rosey jack world" (a peppy Blake Babies album) and "jack russell terrier" (a frisky dog breed); in a condition of being overly excited about nothing: "don't get all roseyjackterrier on me..."
"please tell mom this is not her fault." -- Blink 182
The Gerund Song
There were some good lines from my trip to your house
I sold my soul to you like some discount outlet Faust
I showed you the burst capillaries in my sclera and said i took the red eye
I had some dreams about you I'll never tell and I wanted to feel my cheek on your thigh
If the sky were any bluer I'd have to live a million years
If I could disappear into it I'd gladly give you all my years
But I'll be annoying people for another fifty years with luck
Here's hoping my last dying phrase contains the word "fuck."
DON'T MESS WITH THE SEXLESS!
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